To Drink or Not to Drink

[T]here are only two places where you are guaranteed to see alcoholic beverages being chugged: frat parties and theatre lobbies.

How to solve the intermission bar problem: some proposed solutions from the Toronto thetare community.

My personal worst offender: BAM Harvey Theatre. Especially if you're in the balcony. You make your way down those terrifying stairs to the lobby, wait on a huge line, and just before you can even order a drink, the lights blink and off you go scaling the mountain again, unquenched.