Quote of the Day

"Martin Witts...is also looking forward to his next project: Smack - The Musical. 'It's about how, if you're on heroin, you're always dancing,' he says. 'Though I'm not sure quite how well that one's going to go down.' "

-from an engaging Guardian survey of some the wackier musicals hitting the London scene this season, in the wake of "Jerry Springer."

Hey, at least it's not "Lestat."